2.12.2011

Oh, Xenu!


"Therefore I commit myself to the Sea Organization for the next billion years."

It's ironic that the contract states the signer is "of sound mind." Clearly, if they've signed this, they are not.

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5 comments:

  1. Lorena12.2.11

    How do you spell oxymoron again?

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  2. Gwen12.2.11

    Can you be legally bound into a contract for longer than humans have existed?

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  3. grasshopper12.2.11

    Of course you can. The contract is for the future, not the past. Obviously. ;p

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  4. Paul Sunstone13.2.11

    Is everyone who lacks a sound mind actually obligated to sign? Or can I pass up this stunning opportunity?

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  5. grasshopper15.2.11

    You may only sign this contract if you are:

    a) of sound mind
    b) dedicated to achieving the goals of the Sea Organization, which is spiritual freedom for all people through LRH technology
    c) pledge to abide by the Sea Organization's disciplines, mores, and conditions, and
    d) a complete fucking wingnut.

    ...... for a billion years.

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