How do you spell oxymoron again?
Can you be legally bound into a contract for longer than humans have existed?
Of course you can. The contract is for the future, not the past. Obviously. ;p
Is everyone who lacks a sound mind actually obligated to sign? Or can I pass up this stunning opportunity?
You may only sign this contract if you are:a) of sound mindb) dedicated to achieving the goals of the Sea Organization, which is spiritual freedom for all people through LRH technologyc) pledge to abide by the Sea Organization's disciplines, mores, and conditions, andd) a complete fucking wingnut....... for a billion years.